I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are
please stop reblogging this every message i get is about penguin knees
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix
But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US
yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream
there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below
What did the pirate say when he turned 80
GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER
(Source: poisonightshade, via carry-on-mywaywardblogger)