newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

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teasay:

10 things guys hate in bed
reasons why girls don’t like giving blowjobs

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time…

actualashiok:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

when you’re in trouble there are four options:

stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent

apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)

defend yourself and get yelled at for talking back

answer any questions your parent asked you and get yelled at for sass (again even if it’s sincere)

like what am I supposed to do when I get yelled at for literally everything

cry

then get yelled at for crying

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d-i-n-o-s-a-u-r-f-r-e-a-k:

Celebrating the beginning of October with cute pumpkins and a reference to Blink 182🎃🍂

d-i-n-o-s-a-u-r-f-r-e-a-k:

Celebrating the beginning of October with cute pumpkins and a reference to Blink 182🎃🍂

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

disneyskellington:

image

huffposttv:

11 Photos That Will Instantly Cure Your Fear Of Horror Movies

Are you afraid of the dark? Quell your fears and see photos that will completely change your mind on horror films here.

fandomsandfeminism:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

A+

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infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

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coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

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healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

The devil has many faces.

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